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Harold ordered my plane tickets for the trip to Indiana in July. I have the appointment with the seamtress rescheduled for Monday & ***Edited due to dad…..grin Then all I need is to pick up the shoes. I hope to pick them up this weekend.

Not really much else to say. =)

Hot & Humid

It has been extremely hot & humid here. =( My least favorite weather. We just had a huge down pour. More like a waterfall then a rainfall.

My neck still hurts, but no way near as bad as it did, thankfully. Keeping busy at work really helped.

It was a late night at work, didn’t get out until an hour later then nomal. We really did some extra cleaning. It was my day off today but I went in just to be there for part of our DM’svisit. It went very well. She was impressed on what we’ve done with the store Some of the things we got marked down for were areas that we had no control of. But now that our DM knows, they may get taken care of like they should.

She was happy with what our merchandising specialist did with the misc. gift area (the one spot in our store that DMs want to avoid……..lol) I’m so happy & proud how everyone pulled together for this visit, we even had a few employees volunteer to come in a do a little extra the night before.

We went and looked at the house today. (Here is the pics) It looks a lot better with the new title. Still a bit of work to go………..and I will say with this horrible heat, that pool looked great & tempting!

The property manager seemed to like the idea of us sodding up the yard & will reburse us for the pallets of sod. The rest of the yards in the neighborhood look really nice and we don’t like not having a nice one ourselves. But he would only let us do a 1yr lease with option to renewal. =(

He will reimburse up to 10gals of paint, but white type colors only. If we wanted color we would either have to repaint it before we leave & they would remove it from the deposit, standard stuff.

What I do like, is that I can actually fit my truck into the garage during a hurricane. =) Makes me feel alittle bit better.

That was my day as it was………grin

Painful Beginning

Dang! What a way to start the day…….with major pains in the neck and shoulder muscles. Felt like it was almost locked up. I was hoping to go for a bike ride, but felt like such crap that wasn’t happening.

I knew that not doing anything would not help & make it worst, so I tried to do a few things around the house to work the muscles after Harold was nice enough to put muscle cream on me. I did pack up a few things & cleaned the office carpet. I’m hoping that with being forced to move more at work that it’ll work out.

It was a good thing that the appointment with the seamtress was cancelled, since I wanted to get into work early. We have our boss coming in tomorrow for the monthly report. So we are stressing on getting everything done & looking good.

Wish us luck. =)

Funny Forward

**Thanks Lee!

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed,”Dad” With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice – even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes.

But it’s not only the passion dad, she’s pregnant, and Joan said that we will be very happy. Even though you don’t care for her as she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

She wants to have many more children with me, and that’s now one of my dreams too. Joan taught me that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone and we’ll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we’ll pray that
science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!

Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son,
John

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at the neighbor’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that’s in my desk center drawer.