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Virus!!

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Alright, I just lost everything to a trojan virus. It was in one of the group forwards that I recieve from someone. I know I got it from a certain email cuz that is when my laptop started to act funny. Now Harold has to reformat. =( I’ve lost all the work and emails that I have done for that last 3 months!

Unless you copy and paste your joke to an individual email addressed to me only, I’m no longer accepting forwards. It may not have had it when you had it, but someone in that list or on the way to who it needs to get to, it can pick it up. You may have the strongest virus protection but that is what these assholes do, they figure away to get around it.

This may be harsh, but no more. I know you send it out with love and I enjoy them, but my computer is way too important for taking the risk of getting infected just for a laugh. =(

Now a perfect day off has turned into frustration. =(

We spent the day chilling for a little while. Went to the park, took pictures of ducks and then on to the beach. I was planning on resizing those and making a gallery for posting…….but that is out…….ggggrrrr

I’m not a happy camper right now.

I lost all the music that I had downloaded. About 8 gigs worth!

And needless to say : DON’T SEND PREVIOUSLY FWD. EMAILS!!!!

This sucks!!!!

If you have emailed me and I haven’t responded yet, PLEASE resend! It is gone! =(

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You know you are a nurse if………

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**From Mom. =)

You know you’re a nurse if… you would like to meet the inventor of the call light some night in a dark alley.

Your sense of humor gets more warped each year. Almost everything can seem humorous… eventually.

You know the smell of different diarrhea to identify it.

You can tell the pharmacist more about the medication they are dispensing than they know.

You check the caller ID on your day off to see if anyone from the hospital is trying to call and ask you to work.

You’ve been telling stories in a restaurant and made someone at another table throw up.

You notice that you are using more 4 letter words than you did before you started nursing.

Every time someone asks you for a pen you can find at least 4 of them on you.

You live by the motto “to be right is only half the battle, to convince the doctor is more difficult.”

You’ve told a confused patient that your name was that of your coworker and to holler if they need help.

Your bladder can expand to the size of a Winnebago’s water tank.

You find yourself checking out other customer’s veins in grocery waiting lines.

You avoid unhealthy looking shoppers in the mall for fear that they will drop near you and you’ll have to do CPR on your day off.

Your finger has gone places you never thought possible.

You have seen more penises than any prostitute.

If you are not a nurse and have been sent this by a friend who is, it’s just to help you understand our mind set and questionable mental status/sanity.
Most of the time we function in spite of this sick sense of humor, fairly normally and very responsibly.

Believe me, this is how we all, ALL THE TIME. Scary, huh?????

A cheerful heart is good medicine.

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